Our boards are used for self-administered home colonics in the privacy of your home, with no mess and ease of use. They are also in use at Detox and Health Centres such as The Sanctuary,Shantisom Spain, Anamchara,Karuna and smaller health centres.
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see instructional video for home colonic irrigation unit at the bottom of page
The colonic rectal tip is flexible and comfortable.
about 2 inches of tip is inserted
easy process suitable for first time users
and experienced alike
colonic irrigation at home at the time you choose
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WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE COLON CLEANSING AT HOME
A question often asked,and the answer can be based on fact and sometimes there are deeper issues.
Leaving nature to take its course is fine,except we often eat de-natured or lifeless food and liquid. The body can over time probably adapt, but in so doing uses more energy than needed just to extract goodness from our foods. Cleansing,affords us the tool to help rid the body of a build up of toxicity and creates a signal for the rest of the body to follow to detox. Certainly from accounts, Colonic Irrigation leaves one feeling refreshed and lighter, sometimes this is also an emotional cleanse out with the old in with the new! Certainly, if you are not squeamish, and examine the debris that leaves the body you may find parasites and very odd shaped material that has been carried around sometimes for years.
Often people use Colonics as part of a health regime ,better diet,exercise and as a preventative measure due to regular evacuation with less toxicity build up in the body. Certainly there is plenty of information out there on benefits, but these are gradual and many people start to experience better energy levels, better skin,and a myriad of other benefits. Whether you have a colonic done for you or self administered in the comfort of your own home,the results and experience are ones of ridding the body of impacted waste, less toxicity and a feeling of lightness and relief.
THE BOARD IS CONTOURED FOR A SNUG FIT, NO MESS
THE LENGTH OF THE BOARD ALLOWS YOU TO LIE FLAT WITH COMFORT
THE BOARD IS FULLY WASHABLE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE EATING? AND IS IT THE RIGHT COMBINATION?
ARE YOU DETOXING,CHANGING DIET,STRESSED? THESE CAN AFFECT OUR REGULARITY AND LEAD TO TOXIFYING OUR SYSTEM
. COLONICS IS NOT SOMETHING WE SHOUT ABOUT BUT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE SEEING THE BENEFITS AND IN THEIR OWN HOMES. CLEAN OUT YOUR SEWERAGE SYSTEM, SIMPLY, EASILY,EFFECTIVELY. YOU WILL
NOT BELIEVE THE GUNK THAT COMES OUT THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN CARRYING FOR YEARS!
"DEATH BEGINS IN THE COLON" (HIPPOCRATES)
Why might we need home colonic irrigation.
Weight Loss is a by-product of the important effects of gently flushing the bowel with water. However weight loss through colonic irrigation for many is an undeniable fact. The fecal matter that can build up in the colon over time can lead to a variety of health conditions,but one is unexplained weight gain.Although variable between individuals, the average colon contains between one to five pounds of stagnant material. Colon Hydrotherapy will help flush these toxins away. Sludge builds up possibly blocking the inner membranes fo the colon which develops leaks through the colon wall, these along with water and electrolytes find their way into the blood. This is autointoxication.
Some of the benefits of this process are reported as
Increase of energy
Maintains regularity and lessens constipation
Increases the absorption of vitamins and nutrients
Makes the digestive system more effective.
Of course for whatever reason you do home colonics,whether it is smoother glowing skin or weight control or removing the compacted waste ( which looks like the rubber from broken tyres found on the side of motorways) that we might have been carrying for years,ultimately you have a tool to last years to assist in any of the above.
Made in the U.K., there are no import charges etc.
ORDERING IS EASY
Everything you need to get going. You will need a water container,plastic jerry cans are good. Anything from 20 litres to 30 litres.The system is gravity fed water at very low pressure, the secret is low pressure water and tummy rubbing, the water flows in and out by itself, no holding or discomfort.
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HOWARD GIMBER 07971 555415
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The Pinkboard Home Colonic Irrigation board is a U.K. made board,which comes supplied with all the tubing,syphon, and rectal tip and full instructions.
The UK is one of the most constipated countries. Food transit through the body should be 12-24 hours, typically, for many it is 72 hours.
HOWARD GIMBER has spent many years training and exploring the energies of the body.
currently trained in Tai Chi (Lee Style),Hypnotherapy, Acmos Bioenergitian,Qualified Scenar Therapist,Reiki Instructor,Electro Crystal
Therapy,Assemblage Point Therapy. Qualifications in Shiatsu,Tui-Na,Cosmetology (Scenar).Interests in Colonic Irrigation especially in developing a simple device for people to use themselves in
the comfort of their own homes.
Over the years, the Home Colonic Irrigation Board has been sold to private individuals who wish to cleanse simply and effectively in their own homes. It can be used by more than one individual, as long as separate tubing and rectal tips are purchased.
Easy,simple and effective,the process takes about forty minutes, using around 25litres of water. the water flows at a gravity fed low pressure and flows in and out without the recipient having to hold in any water. Relaxation is the key as well as gentle tummy rubbing.
The rectal tip is the diameter of a pencil and is inserted only three inches. The beauty of this procedure is that all the waste exits the body around the tip which stays in place throughout.
Many people starting a new diet or lifestyle recognise that a new diet is ineffective if we still have years of impacted waste in our colons toxifying the blood.
A new diet cannot be effective if the bowel has years of corrupted waste!
Importantly this process is clean (all the waste goes down the loo) unlike enemas, which have their place, but can be messy.
Fill container with water
Put tube in container and draw water through with the included syringe
Affix tube to back of board
Lie on board, sliding onto rectal tip
Open clip on tubing to allow water through
Let water enter and expel whilst you do some gentle tummy rubbing to dislodge waste
After process slide off board and evacuate any additional water and waste
Clean Colon Cleansing board.
( water containers are too large for us to economically post to you. We recommend any 20-30 litre container, but we find the best are 25 litre jerry cans available,Halfords, Argos, Amazon etc).
The process is shown below in the video.
We also find that parasites of many kinds are expelled along with the waste. We really dont want these critters. We pick them up from our environment, food etc. That is why we need home colonics from time to time as part of our own health regime. There are many sites on the internet that have pictures of these parasites if you dare to look.
IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR MEN
70% of orders are from women, however men are catching up over the years!
An additional bonus for men is the prostate. The wall between the prostate and bowel is very thin, it is so important to keep this area clean and with a good supply of blood. Enemas are fine here, but in most they are not conducive to repeated cleansings (messy). The board eliminates any messy procedure. To some extent we may want to get over our conditioning to reap the benefits of a process that is beneficial and logical and has been used for many centuries.
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In regular use in 3 N.Y. clinics
Mathematically proven and self proof with a derivative of the only medically patented test (learn in under a minute)
EVERYONE tests weak when an unremediated phone is on their chest.
Laser phone and retest..you will be amazed at the difference.
Static objects such as houses and its interior and exterior only need lasering once.
Other items will need lasering from time to time.
This laser REVERSES all EMF instantly
The top brains in the USA took seven years to instill over 4000 frequencies that are established as having benefits...All frequencies are separate and will be accepted in as little as 1/50th of a second.
Why weight loss...well It can and does so much more.
ALL FOOD IS COVERED WITH SLUDGE FROM ELECTRICITY
ELECTRICITY AND TECHNOGENIC FREQUENCIES SPIN LEFT
Left spin molecules are spinning slowly robbing energy
Natural molecules spin Right, fast and donating energy
A major effect produced by Schumann resonance.
A lengthy process involving many stations and hours of expensive remediating and frequency installation into natural minerals has resulted in a device that Reverses all EMF instantly.
All food and liquids beamed for 2-3 seconds will test strong.
You are consuming Solar Energy from food which is normally polluted and covered with electrical sludge.
See what happens...7-10 days after beaming food and drink your appetite will reduce (often much earlier)...No willpower needed...energy levels remain good and slowly increase.
Your Fridge is the culprit, your foods have been delivered to the shops in a refrigerated van and suck dirty electricity from supermarket lights and fridges.
You have to eat considerably more to get what solar energy you can.
Less appetite...weight loss.
However, Many foods especially highly processed are non-foods..your body does not recognise it as food.
If your body does not recognise it, it cannot effectively eliminate it.
COLONICS AND LASER
Beam all food and drink see the difference of how much you consume..forget willpower..your body will tell you.
Rid yourself of impacted waste with Colonic Board
Naturally reduce food intake by reversing the emf coating that steals Your Nutrition.
Organic food in the Fridge ( its coated with Sludge)
Everything from Fridge
House,Garden,Clothes,Specs, Mobiles, Fridge,Fusebox...2-3 seconds are instantly remediated...proof is needed...please learn test that even many five year old kids have learned in under a minute....Test and see for yourself.
Your Laser will break if dropped on a hard surface
Laser a new set of batteries and keep them in a drawer or somewhere safe
dirty batteries (new) will stop efficiency of laser
Lay batteries down top to toe, laser quickly up and down 1-2 seconds...done
Never put new dirty batteries in laser
as with all lasers our homestarter device is low power but keep away from eyes for lengthy periods
Beam any bumps,scrapes,cuts.
Beam Environment in and out, Beam all food consumed, beam all liquids.
Sensitive people will taste difference from the get go.
Full instructions for Laser and Test, links to information from the N.Y. group
Beam all electrical devices.
Price for Laser £70 with Board
Price for Laser £100 on its own
(If you are abroad please check post regulations for batteries)
I have been buying and trying many anti emf devices over the years...most are a scam
However there are 3 companies that have produced devices that will have an effect.
Spinor in Russia produces a device that can be worn on the wrist. In effect the device does not protect you from harmful radiation but deals with the consequences by recording the radiation and putting it back into the body at a power some one billion times lower than a mobile phone...Technology developed from the 1960's
Very useful as thins clumping of blood caused by emf 's
Another Scientist in Ukraine produces devices that can be worn and put in home environments. Probably works well as good sales and reviews.
The N.Y. company which produces the technology for the laser already sell devices To High End veterinarians in the UK and Singapore..for example in animals eg. racehorses a 5-7 week estimation of healing is often complete in 5-7 days.
Two active astronauts have the Lasers.
Interestingly, space craft are probably the only places in (out) of this world that benefit from our planets natural frequencies. Remember the first Astronauts, they would be carried off their craft. Nowadays, they hop and skip out of their craft.
These earth frequencies are still here but shouted out by technogenic frequencies that have no right here...REVERSE IT....re-discover our at-home frequencies.
This Laser is my choice and the ethics of the company is impeccable
(Beam trees, plants and vegetables,swimming pools,laser engine,battery and headlights...whatever the beam touches is"on"... spend time on interior,especially corners.Laser ceiling,walls,floor...especially behind bed as some crazy idea having plugs either side zapping pineal gland all night. Beam your probiotics. Beam your quality speakers...if good speakers, sound is enhanced.Beam hotel room, quick scan any room 10 seconds..floor,ceiling walls..mirrors..spend a goodly time beaming your residence. Dog barking..laser as quick as you can...no-one can laser 1/50th second speed. The uses are being discovered daily, even the above maybe trinkets as to what can be achieved
Laser tummy horizontally.. 3 seconds...3 benefits to discover.
A natural life may be considered, in terms of health, to consist of three layers.
On top we can place wellness
In the middle we can place health
the last line would be disease and illness.
Wellness when it descends, for example drops to Health...still good energy and recovery strength.
Health when it descends drops to disease and illness, if not attended quickly, this drops to Chronic and this can bring long term pain or discomfort. The brain at this point loses interest in the problem and spends its time on other functions.
Our attention maybe should be placed on external and internal aggressors, a difficult decision, as where to start.
It must be stated that the laser heals nothing, infact if the natural body intelligence is intact, then no external device heals. However, the body and its attendant energies are responsible for healing. Remediating your environment and food, goes a long way to reversing aggressors and allows a mirror for the body to make some sense of a pathway to health. An Oasis in the desert.
Any device that a qualified therapist uses, if remediated will help greatly, at least it is not polluting the body with dirty electricity. Many such devices were developed before the new and insiduous aggressors...REverse the Sludge in an environment that in itself is remediated.
It is so important to prove this to yourself by the BDORT or QRA test or a brixmeter. Once you test how the laser actually does what it says it will do, you will get an AHA moment...please do not take this on trust...once you test (which takes a minute to learn) you will find the body opens up to the remediation,then you on fast track, a sort of body acceptance.
Cannot overemphasize this enough.
The body in our present time is terribly aggressed by many factors, its defences are up, why would it accept another potential aggressor.....Once you feel the test work by doing the quick test, your body opens to receiving the benefits..Friend or foe....Friend at the front of the queue.
Of course anything the laser touches is remediated, buildings, cars,...everything,
Self Help Devices
The brilliant developers of this technology have invested almost a million dollars on buying ( or borrowing) hundreds of devices to test and use in their clinics.
Using the testing QRA or Bdort or various sensitive devices it is found that many, actually most test weak, some dirty and some severely polluting the body.
If you use self help devices, test them..if they test strong they are ok
Maybe so far a handful of devices out of thousands test strong, the majority are dirty.
(Even the ones testing strong will be stronger when remediated)
LASER YOUR DEVICES FOR 3-4 SECONDS
THEY ARE NOW ON
if they are portable they will get polluted moving to another premises, so repeat process there, or test to see if it weak
Crystals and Gemstones are emf polluters
test, laser, test again...see the difference.
the one exception are DIAMONDS, they are polluting and excessive amounts of sludge.
5 seconds laser to remediate
( because of their purity and depending where you live, they will possibly be polluted again by the time you reach your car)
If you have a self therapy device that tests strong before lasering please let me know.
Some self help devices that test weak even after lasering are surely not to be used,
Please dont take this on trust
One exception...anything removed from the Fridge will test weak...laser everything from this unit.
Laser the Fridge. Testing shows that the fridge adversely affects us if sleeping within 40 feet of the fridge
Please do not take anything on trust..you are doing your body a great favour by testing...